Zephyrhills Can't Stand Naming its Streets After Martin Luther King...

...and I can't stand a town name that sounds like a contagious syphilis variant.
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Can you believe that places like this exist in the U.S.?
I have a dream...a dream that white rednecks will erase Martin Luther King's name from signs because they worry that it will affect their real-estate values. It was a nightmare, actually. I hope nobody ever abandons me in Zephyrhills without a case of penicillin.