A man, a man and a woman and another man were in a store looking at bacon. One man said, "that's bacon." The other man said, "that's not bacon." The woman said, "I agree, that's not bacon." The other man said, "No, that's bacon." The four people felt that it might be bacon (2 of them), and it might not be (2 of them). So one man said to another man, "agree that that's bacon." And the other man said, "I won't agree that that's bacon, because that's not bacon." And the other man said, "That is bacon." And the woman said, "No it isn't bacon." So they got angrier and angrier. And the first man killed the second man. And the woman ran away and got married with the other man. And the one man died. The man and the woman went shopping, away from the store that sold bacon. They went into a clothing store. The man said, "I like clothing." The woman said, "Me too." Then they bought some blue and green striped shirts and hats with pictures on them. When they went to pay, the cashier said, "How do you want to pay?" And the man and the woman looked down and they realized they had BACON HANGING FROM THEIR PANTS!!!
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WOW!
LOL!
Friday, May 06, 2005
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
I saw some UCSD alumni last night.
Some haiku about them:
UCSD folk
Gave me some free drink tickets
But I left early
My fellow alums
Were boring, staid, and drifted
In a dead art realm.
They had a showcase
Which I did not attend, though
I can imagine
UCSD folk
Gave me some free drink tickets
But I left early
My fellow alums
Were boring, staid, and drifted
In a dead art realm.
They had a showcase
Which I did not attend, though
I can imagine
