I have a word in pseudodictionary.com.
Porkify.
Go find it.
My concern lately is all the new web sites. How are we supposed to discover them all? Is this just the nature of it? Wander around and hope to bump into something new? It's like wandering in the dark in your room and new furniture has grown all around you.

Go read somethingawful.com. Everybody should.

Project 365 is at 900 pages. How will it be when completed? I have gone back and read a number of entries. It has been a fun project, if ultimately tiresome at this phase. I'm reading Portnoy's Complaint. Pussy-crazy Jews. My cup of tea. Strange how what you read just always happens to match perfectly with when you read it. I was reading Foucalt's Pendulum on September 11.

I can't stand that we get older, every day and every minute.
The smartest people: those who spend their youth playing sports and exerting their bodies physically, and their later years developing their minds. Me, I lived in my mind my whole childhood, and now I'm getting old and I haven't even really played any sports. I may never. Then again, by the time we're 80 there may be technology galore for repairing and "youthifying" old human tissue. Perhaps I can be a soccer star as an octagenarian.

Good afternoon.

Coming soon: chronicle of Europe.

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