Today's LIMERICKS!

There once was a man from St. Pete
Who always would walk on his feet
His feet were so bare
That he walked them quite rare
And they flayed and bits of skin and blood flew off them and big, gaping holes spread open to reveal rotted, pus-filled cavities that eventually turned gangrenous and black.

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I once met a woman named Sue
Who caught a bad case of the flu;
Her cough sounded furry
And she started to worry
But in reality, the cause was her having swallowed a small dog last week in an epileptic fit of rage that she didn't quite remember...in fact, she had been having these sorts of fits for months, but no one had told her about them, and she kept blanking out mid-day while others stood quietly by, not wanting to hurt her feelings.

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I ate a young child named Bee;
I started munching on the left knee.
I ate the neck next
and then the arms
and then I had completed an unfortunate act of cannibalism that I sorely regretted.