Lots of Things going on

Friday, April 16, 2004

This is the best soul food in San Diego, hands-down. Go visit immediately for: fried chicken, fried catfish, ribs, hot links, collard greens, okra, mac and cheese, cornbread, sweet tea, even chitlins and oxtails - plus a cool gift shop and assortment of Negro League baseball jerseys.
http://entertainment.signonsandiego.com/profile/169532
They'll be glad you visited - and so will your bulging stomach!
My Maxim piece on how to change a lightbulb:
http://www.maximonline.com/stupid_fun/articles/article_5721.html
My Hot 100 contributions: (i.e., I wrote the copy)

2. Beyonce Knowles
4. Anna Kournikova
8. Paris Hilton
11. Eve
12. Carmen Electra
13. Scarlett Johnansson
16. Kim Smith
17. Angelina Jolie
21. Elisha Cuthbert
28. Shannon Elizabeth
29. Ashanti
30. Sara Foster
32. Mariah Carey
34. Uma Thurman
36. Britney Spears
37. Krista Allen
38. Liv Tyler
40. Shania Twain
41. Giselle Bundchen
42. Brooke Burke
43. Charlize Theron
45. Liz Phair
46. Paige Butcher
51. Gina Gershon
53. Naomi Watts
54. Shakira
60. Monet Mazur
64. Fergie
68. Rachel Hunter
69. Milla Jovovich
70. Monika Kramlik
71. Victoria Beckham
72. Cameron Richardson
74. Bianca Kajlich
76. Elena Lyons
78. Vanessa Marcil
81. Daisy Fuentes
82. Thalia
85. Maria Menounos
86. Victoria Pratt
87. Christina DaRe
88. Lindsay Price
90. Jill Wagner
93. Nadine Velasquez
99. Amanda Swisten

Go check it out on newsstands!
Question for the day: is global-hiving going to really happen, or will there be backlash before then?

Thursday, April 15, 2004

Reading William Gibson's "Pattern Recognition" right now. I'm on delay because of waiting for paperback editions of hot books.

I'm intrigued by the trend of cyberpunk authors (Stephenson, Gibson and Sterling) giving up their science-fiction domains and focusing squarely on the present. I hope this is only a brief illustrative trend.

Don't give up the ghost, guys! "I believe cyberpunk is long over," Stephenson said (along those lines) in today's interview with Wired. Well, who knew that these original authors were all about genre definition? I think they are all original, and have been labeled under a genre for definition purposes. Like many schools of modern art.

I just feel that the strongest suit these three had was their collective original ideas. By bowing to the faulted present, it's only an illustration of our ephemeral flaws along the way to the Next Big Thing.

Focus on the next page. Today is already over.

Although, I will say I like Pattern Recognition more than I did Cryptonomicon. The "Big C" was full of witty and intriguing riffs, but it being a "yarn," I felt it cheapened itself more than Pattern. Snow Crash and The Diamond Age were parables disguised as yarns.

Who is going to step up and show us the future? Because there is a Next Big Thing beyond our current Thing, and if we don't see it, then we won't get to it.

Capisce?
blue.

Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Upcoming pieces by Scott Stein:

-April's Maxim has a short one-page piece called "How to Change a Lightbulb" that explains, oddly enough, how to change a lightbulb. It's not meant to be taken seriously.

-March issue of Jungle magazine: "Brand Names" sidebar taking joking look at brand names that rock stars might start. Also, "Career Changes" sidebar looking at six famously-flexible careers. (Wall Street Journal reprint)

-May Maxim: Six summer movie previews plus interviews with Ben Stiller, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Roland Emmerich, Alex Proyas and David Goyer. Also, wrote half of the Maxim Hot 100.

-June Maxim: feature piece on hunting buffalo on a Crow reservation in Montana. Features picture of yours truly chowing on raw buffalo liver.

-July Maxim: "Things to do this summer": worked with cast of others to brainstorm brain-damaged ideas for self-entertainment this summer.

Monday, April 12, 2004

Category: Game News
Now kids in Japan can chase imaginary treasure within up to 400 meters with their cell phones:
http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,63011,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_1
To this date, my plays have been:

Levels
Bad Family
Delta
Eugenica
Utopia Parkway
A Short And T-Shirt Day
Cups & Balls
The Barrens
Empirica
Four Walls
All You Can Eat
China Hands
Custard
Cooking With Your Own Semen
Fifth Wall
Scott Stein's First Play
The Dark
Mr. Clean
Tales About Toads
Hans My Hedgehog
Western
Forget Me Not
Dogwatch
Project 365
A dream:
A boy made of wire was delivering a package to our hotel room. He saw my mother and said, "she is beautiful. I want to see her again." I got so angry at his intrusion, I bent him into a ball and left him outside. My mother, when finding out, said, "that was too aggressive. That could come back and have bad ramifications."

Later, I entered a tremendous elevator that had an upstairs- and its own private suite. It was being occupied by someone, and the door was locked. I wondered who lived in the elevator.

Later still, we watched Cirque du Soleil perform a show in the street, dressed as homeless people who had suffered.

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I've been a writer in Hollywood, in San Diego, and in New York. I've written screenplays, plays, novels, videogames, and magazine articles—and now, here I am on a blog.