BlogComment: On some blog that mentioned handjobs in a derogatory way

I just read a blog that mentioned getting handjobs and basically criticized them. My response: I'm baffled. Shame on you, idiot blogger. Actually, it's probably just a direct tell to the blogger's sexual predeliction. I guess some people don't like the idea of the hand down there, or feel it's silly. But doesn't the innocence turn you on? And isn't it a great, basic way to get off?

What the hell's wrong with this world?

I also noticed this blogger liked the Giants and the Yankees, so fuck them.

In case you're curious or ignorant, I'm a Jets fan. Hard core. As in, my dad's been a season-ticket holder for 40 years. So don't talk to me about the Giants and Yankees. They've been to more big games combined than I wish to count, while the New York Cinderella Jets always sit at home.

Bring on the handjobs. At least they make us smile.

And no, I'm not mentioning the blog. I'd rather not give them click-throughs.

This amuses me.

I'm famous!

A picture of me in an astronaut suit is now hanging at one of the best and most famous dive bars in NYC.

Last night, at Jimmy's Corner (a bar near Times Square...44th between 6th and 7th), I stopped by to check it out. I was informed of it by some Maxim editors who spotted it there one evening.

So, stop by and pay tribute. It's hung between pictures of famous boxers. I don't deserve this honor...but I feel more like a New Yorker than I've ever been.

As to why I was in an astronaut suit? The photo was shot by photo-genius Sam Bassett, as part of a feature in Maxim where I wore an astronaut suit around New York. We shot one photo at Jimmy's, and they insisted on hanging it up.

As to why Maxim had me in astronaut suit in their magazine? I can't explain everything.