My award-winning Star Wars haiku

As featured on Maxim Radio, Sirius:

Chewbacca Haiku
-for Mom-

Furry headed man
Two eyes, a nose, and some teeth
You have a bowgun.

Hey Wookie furboy,
Millenium Falcon bitch,
I think I love you.

You're friends with Yoda
And you wear a bandolier.
Rock on, tall monkey.

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Lando Calrissian Haiku
-for William Butler Yeats-

You ratted out Han
Caped golden afro man
But you felt bad. 'SPECT.

You won the Falcon
A gambling prize from Solo.
Surprise! Black vic'try.

Blew up the Death Star:
Fell into the Sarlacc Pit.
Billy Dee, Star man.