Is anyone Republican out there?

I'm curious. Who is Republican, exactly? And why the hell are you? Please email me with an interesting explanation and I'll post it on 365.

I just sit around, thinking, "No one I know is Republican. Hmmm...then how can Bush be getting any approvals? Could it be that I don't know any Republicans? Or are those Republicans in hiding, persecuted, alone? Maybe I should solicit their friendship."

So, come on, Republicans! Explain your idiocy to me!