Ever hear of Progress Quest?
http://www.progressquest.com
It's utterly absurd. Watch bars fill up. Be a Robot Monk. A Demicanadian. A talking pony. Then deliver letters and collect mini giant pompadours, eel sashimi and kobald penises! I'm not making this up. Even better, you don't do anything. It's an awesome hit of a game. "Play" it right away, and enjoy!