Who's Today's Spam Visitor?

Pompadour J. Depressingly
Does not like visitors
His hair gets all in a twist
And he tends to yell.
If you coddle him
And indulge his tempers,
Pompadour will make a foul little pout
That he thinks is a smile
And start to blow-dry his locks
Until they take the shape of a Cadillac grill.
Ask Pompadour what his middle name is,
And in a dark impatient moment late at night,
He might lean over and whisper,
"Jurisdiction."